Hello everybody and happy Fall! It's fall, and you know what that means.....9 months until Coney Island's Nathans Hot Dog eating championship! As many of you know I am training to become the Ultimate competitive eating champion. I have spent hours training my body to withstand enormous amounts of food and drink in order to one day be called "World Champion!" As any athlete knows, quitting is not an option, and my desire for greatness burns and aches inside my stomach. Sure I binge, but in order to win the regional cup cake title next month, I must fight like a foreign warrior from one of those old tv movies! I am currently not ranked in the CFEC, but i am being talked about around the smaller markets. I think of myself as beast among boys when I sit down at that elongated picnic table, with a cup of water to soften my hot dog buns with, and a plastic Viking helmut on my head , horns covered in blood,(really ketcup) and a fire in my eye that screams " ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGBBBBBRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yeah! It's football season too!!!! GOOOOOO MOUNTAINEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks to all of you for coming out to my shows and make sure the catch The Larry The Cable Guy Christmas special in November on CMT.. In one sketch I play his sister. Ooooooooo I am on hot piece of cake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Happy Fall, Happy Football Season (please pray for the Titans) and Happy Days ( These happy days are yours and mine happy days!- author Chachi) Your friend Reno