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  Hello my friends and thank you for checking out my site! I also want to thank you for coming out to my shows! I am just finishing up the spring leg of the tour with Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, and Larry the Cable Guy. The shows were unbelievable! We started up in Canada and then hit a bunch of U.S. cities. We start back up in the fall and will probably be coming to a city near you. I hope you get a chance to check it out. I open the show ( because those guys are too scared to go out first and I'm a full-blown bad ass) and then the other guys go up. At the end we all come back out and I ask the guys questions that have come from people in the crowd. As you can see the show revolves around me, but for some reason they don't include me on the jumbo tron advertising. (I think it's my chiseled features and my musk like scent) As some of you know, I am in training and have been for 2 years. When a true athlete puts his mind to something there is an internal flame that burns through their soul. They will stop at nothing until victory is theirs. Strike first, strike hard, no mercy sir! Of course what I am talking about is the Coney Island Nathans Hot Dog eating championship. Honeycutt, the American is the reigning champ as everyone in the world knows. But I will compete against him ( from my couch at home ) and I will squish him like a water soaked bun! He may not see me, but his internal flame will die down to point of acid reflux or GERD to the people in the know! Victory will be mine! Thank you agin and check me out on twitter! Hope to see you soon! Your friend, Reno

 
If you'd like to send me an email, my address is renocollier@gmail.com.